PoopTag!

How to play

1. Get a Twitter account
2. Follow pooptag
3. Send a direct message to pooptag from your mobile device each time you poop, like this:
   d pooptag I'm having a wonderful poop!
4. Your message will be broadcast to all of pooptag's followers. If you prefer covert pooping, send a single character (letter, number, punctuation, whatever) in your message, like this:
   d pooptag !

How to win

• I wouldn't necessarily call it winning
• The idea is to "tag" someone pooping at the same time you are
• You can't really lose, since PoopTag strives to be both encouraging and enlightening

Why?

• Think of it as a sort of "digital laxative"
• You'll enjoy all the benefits of a social defecation network, e.g. Poop Cycle Compatibility Matching
• It gives you something to do -- plus some people to be with -- while you poop

Just let us know when you poop. We'll take care of the rest.